onlysatangetsme:

sexually-stroke-my-wings-dammit:

queise:

the-boy-you-set-on-fire:

shrlock:

rocknrollgf:

hobbitlocked:

patient-arctic:

peskytimepirate:

killhimwithyourawesome:

Lestrade made me punch Lestrade because it made me happy and it was awkward.

well

I watched in horror as Mycroft ate a dinosaur because I was unhappy and I ran away.

Sounds about right.

I got attacked by Sherlock Holmes because it made me happy and I melted into a puddle on the floor. 

………………Accurate.

Lestrade made me punch Mycroft’s umbrella because I’m a proper genius too and it hurt

… okay then.

I got attacked by Sherlock’s scarf because Jim told me to and I melted into a puddle on the floor.

lol..

I shagged Jim Moriarty because I was BORED! and it was slightly awkward.

Lestrade made me punch Sherlock’s scarf, because that’s what people DO! and I was happy for the rest of the day - I probably shouldn’t have found that as amusing as I did. 

I got attacked by John Watson because that’s what people DO! and I cried.

I watched John hug Sherlock Holmes because I ran out of strawberry jam and I was happy for the rest of the day.

Sounds about right.

Anderson made me kick Mrs. Hudson because I love him and I melted into a puddle on the floor.
Well alright then.

Anderson made me kick Anderson because Anderson is a douche and I melted into a puddle on the floor. Seems legit